Tuesday, November 20, 2007
hmmm. christmas is coming. and then there would be the same question.what do you want for christmas? and then i'll give the same reply.dunno, i dun need anything. cause if i need / want something, i'll try to get it on my own.so i started thinking about this about 2 days back?and i have decided hahah, quite a weird one my friends say but yeah.i think i wanna send my clarinet in for servicing. touch up on the silver.get them to strip it, polish the keys at areas i cant reach. some parts are tarnished cause i cant reach them, but water can.get them to maybe buffer away the scratches if possible.re-write the "Concerto II" in gold that kinda thing.and maybe change the pads. cause at some places.especially the Eb / Bb key on the right hand, the pad detoriates really quickly.that hole's always clogged up with water. switch to either cork or straubinger pads, more durable.get them to replace some of the screws for the adjustable mechanism thing.cause the original ones, wax i think, break when i try to screw them.sounds wrong, but u get what i mean. which idiot uses that kinda material.yeah, guess that's gonna be my christmas present. get it done after the concert. maybe in january next year or end of this year.here's some dirty jokes i found in the pets forum. pretty lame but yeah.1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone.
A part of me is getting hard already!
(2) NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !
(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him 'is it In Dear?'...
(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every
-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas
women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!
(5) ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?'Abdul Aziz '
'Sex? ''Six times a week!!
''No, no, I mean male or female!
''Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !'
(6) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service,
and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service'
(7) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy and ..
Wife on the cover of 'missing persons'
(8) SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
(9) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
(10) DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: 'It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.
'Dentist: 'Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.'
(11) VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die.
wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ' RETURNED UNOPENED '
(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
her terrible boy horribly blogged @ 23:27
