okie, just to share with your some jokes, some real silly jokes ..now here goes ..
John was at the foot of calvary meditating when suddenly he heard
the lord calling out to him " john, john, come to me"
so john took up his sword, charge through the first wave of jewish soldiers ..
and they chopped off his arms ..
again he heard the lord calling out to him, " john, john come to me, i have something to tell u"
so he took the sword in his mouth, and charged through the
second wave of jewish soldiers ..
and they chopped off his legs as well ..
see his loyality to his master, they allowed him to crawl up calvary to the foot of the cross ..
so john used his chin and inched his way up ..
when he finally reached the lord, he cried out,
" Lord, your servant is here, what is it that you wish to tell me ?"
the lord : " John i can see your house from up here :) "
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3 Prisoners of war a german, british and singaporean were given a 2nd chance to live ..
their prison guard said to them ..
if u can run a hundred meters and escape the shots of my sniper,
than u are free to go ..
so the 3 men went to the start line, and sprinted off ..
at the 50 meter mark, the german was shot, before he died he said :
" glory to the motherland " and he went ..
so the british and the singaporean were left sprinting for their lives ..
at the 80 meter mark, the british was shot, before he died he said :
" long live the queen " and he went ..
so the singaporean was the only one left and he was nearing the end ..
he was sprinting like hell and was very sure he would make it ..
96m, 97m, 98m, 99m, BANG ..
and the singaporean fell a meter short of the finish line ..
" KAN NI NAH, ONE METER DISCOUNT ALSO DONT GIVE "
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okie, the following jokes are well, racist in nature ..
so for those who feel they might be offended upon reading them,
pls refrain from doing so ..
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there was a mirror, a vanishing mirror ..
whoever that stood in front of the mirror, and told a lie or anykind,
would simply vanish ..
be it of the future or of anything you do not own but claim so ..
so a chinese, a malay and an indian decided to try it ..
the chinese went infront of the mirror and said,
" i think i will be rich in the future ", and he vanished ..
the indian went up to the mirror and said,
" i think my son will be a lawyer next time ". and he vanished ..
so it was the malay's turn, the last guy ..
so he thought to himself, what should i say? they all vanished already ..
so he went up to the mirror and said,
" i think " and poofed, he vanished ..
go figure out why ..
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there was a cow, a dog and a pig in the forest ..
they needed togo somewhere and therefore needed to cross the river ..
however the river was crocodile infested ..
so the cow, being the biggest said,
" dun worry, i'll go in the river and you guys climb on me after that "
so the cow stepped in and almost immediately she dissappear ..
so the dog and pig were very afraid ..
but the dog said, i am fast and small, i'll jump on the backs
of the crocodiles to cross the river ..
and so he did, halfway through, a crocodile leaped into the air and the dog dissappeared ..
so the pig got really frighten but he needed to cross the river ..
so he thought, hack la, just go la, die than die ..
so he stepped in, amazingly he reached the end safely ..
go figure out why ..
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okie, so those were all the jokes i compiled from some friends ..
quite lame but ya, if your still cant figure out the reasons ..
just ask me and i'll tell your la ..
today today, ahhaha, headed to vivo city, bought a ticket for the 4pm Rocky balboa ..
man it was dissappointing la, shall not talk about it ..
walked around the mall, went into some shops,
was just trying to kill f the 40 mins i had ..
couldn't find a swatch shop anywhere in the entire mall,
think i shall head to PS or Suntec City, needed get something done ..
anyway yeah, was also trying to find for something that i liked ..
maybe some kinda clothing, shoes, bags or whatever, maybe a watch too ..
anything seriously, not because i wanna spend some money ..
rather, i wanna have a reason to save money for ..
you cant say to me, say for the raining days when they come,
i think i'll stop after a while because the raining days to me,
would be something that could never happen though it could ..
i need something solid before my eyes, something with form ..
so ya, just went around looking at looking ..
got so fed up, i decided to take a look at the watch shops as a last resort ..
i already have one thats why saving for a watch would be the 2nd last thing i would do ..
went to Tag Heuer, city chain, and some other watch shops ..
however their design were not in the least appealing to me ..
hahaha, dunch ask me why, saw a watch in Center Point, it was really stylish ..
Raymond Well i think, anyway, checked out the price, it costs more than 2K ..
so much for an expensive taste hahahah ..
anyway yesh, i shall carrying on finding for something to save for ..
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the 3 guys beside me were pretty noisy, chatting so much and so loudly ..
so much for being boys that you cant control at times like that ..
totally irritating, and totally dumb la, couldn't even get their seating right ..
and they had to be told by the same couple to move, twice ..
movie was over around 18:00hrs, made my way to the MRT station ..
bought some chocolates at Candy Empire hahah, than rushed to the station ..
was afraid i would be late for the meeting at the CC ..
it was 18:15 when i enter the train at Habour Front ..
reached the CC around 19:00hrs, did some racky racky on some stuff ..
saw a friend, watched TV, saw another friend, and another friend ..
headed into the office as it was too warm ..
had some stuff to chew on, satisfied my taste buds hahaha ..
and thats not dinner yet, the beast requires more than just that ..
did our stuff, proceeded for a quick dinner and i made my way home ..
actually that wasn't dinner, just one small, big bao ..
so i am here now, and my tummy is grumbling like mad,
and its because of this that i am talking so much about food food food ..
i have realised that i haven't had a proper dinner yet hahaha ..
Physical innervations right ? hahahah ..
learnt that from C.G Jung's Analytical Psychology, pretty interesting book ..
if you ask me, i realised that the book is seemingly pretty racist ..
for example the they refer to the chinese as the Yellow man ..
an aboriginate / negro of some sort as Primitives ..
well, maybe because he was from Einstein's time thats why ..
racisim was then, still quite a big thing ..
to quote from his book for example, an example of his actually ..
the Tramps were reserved only for the White man, whereas the negros had to walk ..
something like that but yeah, from this one could tell how
far back that was, in terms of how different races viewed each other ..
